When your just a simple God-fearing Wolf, but the wicked foids keep lusting after you for their sinful monster rape fantasies, so your forced to retreat to a remote monastery where you can finally be at peace from these tempestuous harlots
I went back in time to ask the leaders of the Kievan Rus' what their ethnic identity (Ukrainian, Russian, Belarussian) was and all they did was call me нѣмъ and sell me to the Novgorodians into slavery.
well the reason why it doesn’t really work is because most guys don’t have a little bloodthirsty german girl to yell BERSERKER!!!! before they go berserker mode on a guy