Tonda

I have Twitter to see what everyone else in the world is up to, not because anyone cares what I have to say. My Twitter is my journal.

[Jennifer Lawrence @JenLawrence21]

Here is another clip in honor of Grammy Awards tonight that hits WAYYYYYY DIFFERENT now! @rickygervais called them out to their faces at the Golden Globes and the viewers were made to believe he was nuts! He wasn’t!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

My day has instantly become better after watching this

[Tonda @justTonda]

Why is there always one random shoe on the interstate? How does that happen? I’m imagining someone’s foot hanging out the window and it just falling off. Is that even possible….

[Tonda @justTonda]

I don’t know how to say this loud enough but The Bear is NOT a comedy!

[Tonda @justTonda]

I need to know why the Reebok logo keeps changing? I feel like when you see a Nike the swoosh is big, so you know without a doubt what brand it is. But with Reebok is the logo noticeable or hidden on the shoe somewhere? #Reebok #askSHAQ

[Tonda @justTonda]

Cicadas coming out every 13 years is one of the biggest lies I’ve been told.

[Tonda @justTonda]

I mean this in all seriousness, Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn because he wanted to dress as a women and felt the transition would make him a happier person. And she and Kris Jenner divorced. And now it seems Kris is dressing in men’s clothing. Is she wearing his vintage stuff?

[Tonda @justTonda]

I wish Colin Jost and Michael Che would have a M-F daily news show. How about they give us “Daily Roundup” instead of “Weekend Roundup”?

[Tonda @justTonda]

So … I’m watching this second Karen Read trial and I’m so confused how so many people can change their story from one trial to another. Seems like a lot of folks should and could be charged with perjury if important details have changed under oath. #KarenRead

[Tonda @justTonda]

I hope they’re both really happy because this seems sad to me.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Bill Belichick's 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson interjects & shuts down a question during the middle of an interview on CBS.

This is wild.

Hudson reportedly interrupted multiple times.

Interviewer to Belichick: "How did you guys meet?"

Hudson from across the room: "We're not talking about this."

[Tonda @justTonda]

This new Shaboozey song featuring Jelly Roll AMEN is so good!!

[Tonda @justTonda]

I can’t wait until the paparazzi is a thing of the past. No one wants to see pictures of celebs being chased down. I don’t care how famous you are, if you ask someone to quit following you and chasing you down for a photo, then the paparazzi should just stop! #FreeJustinBieber

[Tonda @justTonda]

Today I’m very thankful for my dvr, because I wanted to watch Pope Francis funeral but not so much as to wake up at 4am

[Tonda @justTonda]

I’m going to need Rory McIlroy to win The Masters tomorrow and I’m going to need him to pretend he’s happy. He can smile, right? I feel like he takes this game of golf too seriously and misses out on the fun.

[Tonda @justTonda]

It’s funny to me that all of these people are selling their Tesla’s and buying these big gas guzzler cars / that are made in the USA. Isn’t that exactly what Pres Trump wanted to happen? I thought electric was good and gas was bad? I can’t keep up …

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

This is true, I fucking love Chewy

[Tonda @justTonda]

I need to know who these people are in books who have guest in their homes and first thing they do is ask them if they’d like a cup of coffee. Do that many people drink coffee 24/7? I don’t think I’ve asked my guests that once. Sounds like I need to step my hostess game up. ☕️

[Tonda @justTonda]

Watching the new Netflix Show “with love, Meghan” and it’s giving me 1990 Martha Stewart vibes. Which I’m very happy about. I also want my kitchen as organized as hers.

[NASCAR on USA @NASCARonUSA]

Forever a legend. ❤️

24 years ago today, we lost Dale Earnhardt.