Britney

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[Dwight 💰 @Dwight3Times]

You ever doordash some food & fell asleep 😭😭

[Zakiyah @ZakzR]

Seeing the loser in a man you liked >>>

[HER. @Adore_Shay]

“I get niggas”

Now tally up the amount of QUALITY niggas you get. Then get back to us. Until then love yourself outside of the amount of niggas you attract.

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

To be fair, it don’t be raining by everybody lol

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

When your boss has a day off, it's a day off for you too

[𓀎 @yapittarius]

another reason my grudges are so nasty is cuz i really do give people so much grace and it viscerally disgusts me when they take that for granted

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

I wanna be at every pumpkin patch and orchard this year 🥹🎃

[7rq @gloccnim]

POV: When you're trying to sleep and you randomly think of something that needs to be googled

[Divine Eko| Video Editor| Content Creator @d__vineofficial]

So one time I posted about The Polygamist on my status and my friend’s partner replied and it was looking like he wanted to talk more about it, I immediately texted her to go and watch it so they can discuss it.

That’s my own service to the society.
Avoiding people’s men.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Making my annual return to this tweet for year SIX lmao. We get married next month 🤯

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

“If you love me, consider me in your choices not your apologies.”

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[Maryam @hell_line0]

How come y’all be too Christian for abortions, but not too Christian to have premarital sex & premarital babies?

[Misandry Olympian 🐝🤠 @Zoemkoena]

Why are men obsessed with having access to women they treated like shit?

[Marietta @EfeTheeGreat]

If you're strict with everybody but that strictness doesn't extend to your boyfriend/husband, you're a bird.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

You think you met a calm, chill guy…until you realize he’s actually a dismissive avoidant who can’t communicate like an actual adult.

[BIG HOS. THE MUA @hosidity]

@thenihiin You gotta watch bitches like that!

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[eliz @eliza___v]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When he tryna come back but you don’t like him nomore.