CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ

eh, it is what it is

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Wow. Who knew this would actually be the highlight of my year

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

What I should do is different than what I'm going to do

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

"You're so fucking cute. Don't let anyone tell you different. If they try to hit you with that bullshit, just tell them to fuck right the hell off because they're not worth your time, the goddamn liars. You're perfect. You, my darling angel, are perfection"

- Me to my dog

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Me: I'm just doing my best.

Also Me: Am I doing my best though? That's debatable.

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

My dad after breaking one the eggs in the egg carton: It's wet. I'll just put it in the fridge

*proceeds to put carton in fridge without wiping it off first*

I now understand why my mom did the lion's share of parenting

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

I filled up my reusable water bottle to take to the gym with me and put it in the fridge to get cold while I got ready and then my brother went into the kitchen and drank over half the bottle and that's the kind of shit I'm dealing with daily and why I'm such an angry person

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Soon I may just start screaming and never stop if things keep going the way they are

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Me to absolutely no one (I'm talking the room is completely empty, wtf is wrong with me smh): I'm gonna put my pajamas back on but I'm not gonna tell you why

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Every day is a wonderful surprise.

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

The paradox of being me is yesterday I was so energetic and stayed up like 4 hours later than I should've because I had so much I wanted to do before I went to sleep and I didn't even finish everything and then

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

today (after I slept), I can't find a single thing I want to do (including the things I didn't finish that I was so jazzed to do yesterday instead of sleeping) and I've been painfully bored all day and I have zero energy.

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Me: Three 12 hours - that's 16 hours right?

What this means: I haven't slept in 36 hours. And now I'm dumb.

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

No one:

My camera roll:

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Do people still say broski? Did people ever say broski? These are the questions.

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

"Wow, what a trip this life is"

- Me finding out I had some macaroni & cheese left after I thought I had run out

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Just had a dream where I was called "Demolition Derby Barbie". Not sure what that means, but, hey, I kinda like it

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Me deciding to shower:

"You know, you wanna start off the new year clean"

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Me when deciding to have pizza for breakfast:

"I'll just have orange juice with it and then it's breakfast"

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

story of my life

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

Me about the new pants I ordered: They're probably gonna make me look fat but I am fat so I can't control that

[CʏɴɪᴄᴀʟOᴘᴛɪᴍɪsᴛ @just___okay]

"I'm gonna say a big fat fuck it and turn it in"
⁃me seconds before turning in my english paper