Micah

libbity bibbity 🗽 IG: mary.micah

[Micah @just__micah]

still got it

[Micah @just__micah]

Me: you need anything before I go?
Patient: yeah can I have a sprite?
Me: you have a drink, what’s in that cup?
Patient: water
Me: what about the other one?
Patient: .....peepee
Me:
Patient:
Me:
Patient: 🤷🏼
Me: ok fine I’ll get you a sprite

[Shana Flury Williams @amazing_shaner]

10 min late with an iced coffee is my preferred way to make an entrance

[Micah @just__micah]

Idk why he dates me

[Micah @just__micah]

there’s a lot of reasons why I can’t wait for this pandemic to be over, but the main reason is so that all the elderly people in nursing homes can finally hug their families again

[Micah @just__micah]

sometimes I think I love my friends a teeny bit more than the average love one should have for one’s friends

[Micah @just__micah]

Parkour + cheesin = Parcheesi

[Micah @just__micah]

@hellatrix93 Oh dear god 😂😂😂

[Micah @just__micah]

still got it

[Micah @just__micah]

Ladies: If he plays fantasy football, a BYE week means it’s MY week

[Micah @just__micah]

*picture of me at the gym 1 year ago today*
Me: yeah that was back when I was actually fit, now I’m just smushy
Joey: but you’re MY smushy ...
and I’m your smushy :)
Me: *implodes from cuteness overload*

[Micah @just__micah]

“I don’t know how much value I have in this universe, but I do know I made a few people happier than they would’ve been without me. As long as I know that, I’m as rich as I ever need to be.” -Robin Williams

[Micah @just__micah]

I can’t help but appreciate all the flows blowing in the wind rn

[Micah @just__micah]

The bachelorette is the female equivalent of fantasy football

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

psa: we can still be friends and not vote for the same person

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

JOE BIDEN VS DONALD TRUMP VS CHRIS WALLACE

[Mitch @themitchellford]

Shania Twain will ALWAYS slap and if you think otherwise you’re wrong

[Aaron @aaronthisout]

It’s harder to laugh at this debate when you realize this is real life

[Micah @just__micah]

@ mr mediator man, it’s ***Former*** Vice President Biden js

[Micah @just__micah]

I just wanna know how the people in the crowd aren’t dying laughing every 30 seconds

[Micah @just__micah]

Idc who you’re voting for, this debate is like watching 2 toddlers bicker

[Micah @just__micah]

@leann_skye Very funny babe, can’t wait to see how our wedding photos turned out💘

[Micah @just__micah]

Is it just me or did literally everyone get married today?