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flew first class once. he/him

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

When your friend asks for a gimme on a 5-footer

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Hockey’s trophy presentation is just better than most other pro leagues because the players who actually win get to hold it first instead of some old guy.

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

need an E6 standing there saying "zero, zero, zero, zero"

[Alli$on @Alllycatt_]

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

[Andrey @zbogus77]

I think one of my favourite parts of Logen Ninefingers in First Law is that he only won 10 duels to the death and everyone in the universe agrees that 10 is like insane. Usually these fantasy novels say some ridiculous shit like “he won a hundred fights to the death��

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If I’m the Oilers I’m just not hiring a coach. No coach this year. See how the players can self coach themselves. 10 coaches in 15 seasons? Coaches aren’t working, obviously. And I’m being 100% serious

[Pete Edwards @pete_gas]

Every year the Canucks fall the maximum amount of spots in the lottery. Every. Fuckin. Year.

[r @6ffside]

what if your team finished LAST in the league and your bum of a captain was TRADED and your franchise has lost TWO STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME 7S and NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO YOUR TEAM and you did all of that to end up with THE THIRD OVERALL PICK

[angelica (believe survivors) 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 @ReinaDeLaIsla]

We really aren't talking enough about this fucking hat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[PokeDuels @PokeDuelsTikTok]

joked with my opponent that winning in pokemon is super easy if you use the power of manifestation to make your opponent brick, and he proceeded to brick the entire game, and then refused to signed the match slip bc "using dark magic is such a bastard way to win" 😭😭😭

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Most mad someone has ever been at me. I will not be doing that again

[Eklund's NHL Trade, Free Agent Rumors @Eklund]

After Sydney Crosby took an embellishment penalty. His first in his career. You gotta love the people looking up at the screen and seeing the embellishment, and then the woman’s expression to Crosby and Crosby’s expression back. This is Class stuff.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

whispered ‘mind if i drive’ when i took the mouse whilst helping a coworker and they looked at me like i was god

[يُ🍒 @soy_yura]

Me when a bad bitch tells me “No that’s not true what the fuck are you talking about”

[pavkin @pavkin]

cats holding the nastiest angle on me