Ahlu❤️

Extroverted introvert.

[Ahlu❤️ @just_ahlume]

Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.

[Sibs Gwiliza @S_Gwiliza]

The old deadbeats didn’t even bother explaining themselves. These new age deadbeats want to record videos and post them on the internet, explaining why bengondli.

[Prussian’s spy report on Marx @Phixx23]

Dwight’s fire safety training scene literally clears the entire Friends show, and it’s not even close!👍🏿🙂
#powerpointisboring

[Afika N @Fikaflexi]

“Download this app”
“Lookout for this car”
“If you see this”

I know we are trying to help but mna I’m overwhelmed bethuna. How many cars are we going to memorise and how many apps will we download???

[@dinewithneo @NeoNontso]

I’ve found my people. Like atleast keep the flapjacks & french toast on till 9pm!

[Champagne Pipi (BIG KOKO) @Kokoleo_zn]

My logic is , if u splitting the rent with imama , it means u can’t afford to stay alone

Which essentially means u need to get your life in order before dating

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

I hate selective activism so much😭 just shut up

[Mfazi weBhunu @adnayah_m]

Ni performative ukufa, Beyoncé is opening cecred stores in Israel and your selective outrage is no where to be found

[M @boooounsuspend]

“Not when they’re already being used to undermine our sovereignty….” says the woman who is using Twitter, an app that is OWNED by Elon MAGA Musk. Elon Musk who is spreading dangerous propaganda about South Africa every chance he gets? You’re a hypocrite!

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

My chick bad
My chick hood
My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

Nizohlalaphi ke mamas?

[JO @withlovejohana]

All of Ed Sheeran’s openers have now withdrawn from the Looper Tour. Please realize how big this is. This is what unity looks like. Billionaires are terrified of people realizing how strong they can be when we come together for a cause. Continue speaking out. Support the new artists that are deciding to put their careers at risk to take this stance.

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

#Wanted

JOHANNESBURG DISTRICT FCS UNIT APPEALS TO THE PUBLIC TO ASSIST IN LOCATING A PERSON OF INTEREST

The Johannesburg District Family Violence, #ChildProtection and Sexual Offences Unit is requesting assistance from members of the public in identifying and locating a person of interest who can assist them with investigations into a rape case that was reported in Dobsonville on 01 September 2026.

It is alleged that the victim was walking along the street to a local shop, when a white Toyota Quantum with three unknown male occupants approached her. One of the men allegedly forced her into the vehicle, after which they drove to an unknown open area where she was allegedly raped.

The person depicted in the attached photograph may have information that can assist the police with the ongoing investigations.

Anyone with information regarding the identity or whereabouts of this person is urged to contact the Investigating Officer, Detective Sergeant Ntobong, on 067 100 2282, their nearest police station, or the SAPS CrimeStop number on 08600 10111.

Information may also be shared anonymously via the MySAPSApp.

[Netflix @netflix]

Theo James ASMR. You're welcome.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Remoratile @blessssrt2]

“chats between my husband & i on our lobola day” oh Bawo

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

Related but unrelated: as someone whose birthday is in Feb, expecting a gift from me during the year on your birthday when I didn’t receive anything from you is crazy.

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

Here’s dinner

[Muchi @Sipho_Says]

The producers of Married at First Sight work tirelessly in cahoots with relationship ‘experts’ to put two people who wouldn’t even be friends in the real world, in a marriage. Then they sit back and watch it all burn.

[ray✦ ݁˖ ⋆˙⟡ᨳଓ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[Ahlu❤️ @just_ahlume]

I love her so much 😭😭❤️❤️

[Tyla’s Artitude 🐅💓 @starr_secrete]

For everyone worried what Mawhoo is gonna sing on a Tyla song. She said ngeyabelungu 😅😅😅😁🤭. So she’s gonna be singing in English. Love her 😂