Ocean Man

I’m kenough

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

Future wrote "codeine crazy," "march madness," and "drunk in love." It's probably him and Bob Dylan for best living songwriter

[ً @Poloolpp]

CS players after Valve add the exact same map they have been playing since 1999

[Cassius Winston @CassiusW71017]

Pistons losing as #1 seed
Lions losing as #1 seed
Wings choke 85% playoff odds
Tigers blow 15 gm divison lead
What did I do to deserve this

[Greg Salazar @GregSalazarYT]

"I'm looking to spend about $1500 for a killer 4K gaming PC."

The Micro Center employee:

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[lucy⁵³🏒 ❆˚⊹ @seiderstories]

maybe 2027 will be our year guys

[big beeble 50000 @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[lucy⁵³🏒 ❆˚⊹ @seiderstories]

how it feels to tune in to any red wings game since the olympics

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

UPDATE: The #RedWings have acquired David Perron from the Ottawa Senators in exchange for a conditional fourth round pick in the 2026 NHL Draft.

[Steven @StevenWallaby]

Forgot how much of Sopranos S4's drama is driven by somebody being the most proud wife guy ever.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[Snake 🐍 @TheSnipingSnake]

Deadlock gets 6 new hero’s… CS2 gets a new hole on Anubis

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

One day Gabe Newell is gonna let people use Steam Points to buy games, and the global economy will implode as a result

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

>computer fans start going crazy
>open task manager to check wtf is happening
>fans immediately stop