just evans

I still exist as far as I know

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Disney you still have time #stanleytucci #hunchbackofnotredame #clopin

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@ICU1010 You need to work on your English, comrade.

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@cookiemnstr64 @xrx3T @FortuneMagazine And you would agree that both being 33 and black are unique characteristics of CEOs in this industry? I don’t think this is the problem you want it to be.

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Find out how to cancel all student loans with one weird trick! #ww3 #endoftheworld

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@ThisWeekABC This monster has never faced any consequences and is well overdue for some karma

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@VancityReynolds wow my dude I also have 4 kids and a brilliant wife. We’re basically the same person. We should totally swap paychecks just because we are both silly goosies ✌️🤪

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Blake Lively Is Pregnant With Her and Ryan Reynolds’ Fourth Child https://t.co/GZbob8lHLe

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@dtmooreeditor I love that it’s not lost on you that you’re discussing specific odd constructions of words that died out within a few generations while also modifying those constructions under the “whole-ass” descriptor. Language is alchemy.

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@tannenbaumr Chinsmokers

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@MsAnjaliB Universal healthcare and living wages for all

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@benshapiro @ConSelfOwns None of this will fix her dryness, ben

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ok but is anyone actually having a good time?

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Turns out I was right

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What if #TheMatrixResurrections starts with Neo waking up and realizing that the machines captured him again and the John Wick films were just the simulation designed to keep him from waking? 😧

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Hear me out. Instead of continued moratoria on student loans, just continue these small cancellations over time. Like a credit card payment on the futures that have been stolen from us. #studentloanforgiveness

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@RepMTG I, too, am an idiot

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@Angel135612 @SteveBenedict17 @RealRedInDC @tequilaking691 @MattWalshBlog It’s ok to not know things. Just don’t be so open with it.

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Now that #gas is dropping people are scratching off the #Biden stickers they had previously used to vandalize gas pumps. I guess he doesn't control gas anymore 😞

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2/2 never been ghosted by an app what do I do

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Don’t get Covid and order @DoorDash they won’t deliver the items and they won’t refund. Then they’ll block you. All I wanted was my diet coke. 😞 1/2

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Overhead these two girls arguing at my kid’s summer camp and one said “you have the personality of a twitter film critic” as if it’s even possible to conjure a worthy comeback to such a devastating takedown