Jakey

I practice my sarcasm here first.

[Jakey @Just_Jakey]

@ChipotleTweets

How many of your guests get the same thing on every visit and how many people try new things? #ijusttriedcorn

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@SUBWAY
Do you know how many of your customers that order
the same sub
or
Change sub

When they get there?

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@AskBCUS how is the update going?

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@AskBCUS I want my friend to start using the Arrival Plus card like I am but it says "check back later" https://t.co/Rx5pOBtLEv Why?

[Jakey @Just_Jakey]

The trick with concert is; go with someone who loves the band and be drunk.

You will have a phenomenal time

[Jakey @Just_Jakey]

Apparently guns and Rose's is a stand the whole time concert. #werkingtheglutes

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OnePlus 3 International #Giveaway @androidauth https://t.co/u025uKeR0e

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OnePlus 3 International #Giveaway @androidauth https://t.co/u025uKeR0e

[Jakey @Just_Jakey]

@joey I just looked at your tour and realized I'm flying into Seattle a week after you leave

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@joey I hope she won't have to use it on your flight to Vegas. Have fun.

[Jakey @Just_Jakey]

@joey Whoops I guess I don't use twitter much, But i found this a few weeks ago and thought Becca should see this https://t.co/pwv44vkLiq

[Jakey @Just_Jakey]

@joey it was really fun to interact with you Becca the pitch captain, and Alex.

[Dave Ryan @daveryankdwb]

To win today's free copy of my book, just retweet this!

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@Expedia #expediachat

Dear Santa, please bring me tickets from MSP to CUN. Isla mujeres is calling my name.
Jakey
Ps bring a surfboard

[Beth Stelling @BethStelling]

I've been called a "female comic" so many times, I'll probably only be able to answer to "girl daddy" when I have children.

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@lovehatekatie yay! #favoritecousinstatus

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@lovehatekatie I thought you were just coming up for Xmas!

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@Expedia I'm alway jealous at the beach when I see people enjoying pizza on their towels. #dominosdoyoudeliver

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#motherelf

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