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[katelyn🔪 @lovehatekatie]

How am I supposed to explain to my future spouse that I want Mac N cheese for literally every meal

[makena @snaketorso]

I really need someone from California to explain the Gavin Newsom lore to me because he sounds absolutely batshit

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

When you realize 4/20/2024 backwards is 4/20/2024

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

do u think taylor swift’s had sex or just hand stuff

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

Marlboro Red would be a beautiful name for a baby boy

[greg @greg16676935420]

Saving just 50 cents a day will get you $18,250 in a year. Let that sink in

[katelyn🔪 @lovehatekatie]

@GoAskAvery Sus

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

here is an art photograph of my daughter in her beloved bag (bb)

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

“I hate small talk” oh ok. what are your thoughts on the the Louisiana Purchase

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat

https://t.co/2VX5FpvTvu

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ok have you ever had a Mozzarella stick

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

If you are outraged that Elizabeth Holmes has a small child and is pregnant and is going to jail, ask yourself: Who do you think populates women’s prisons?

[white cat prophecy @whitecatprophcy]

Elon Musk buy the Mormon church challenge

[pj @pjayevans]

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

uber driver: fun night?
me:

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

The Weeknd is so awesome. His whole thing is that he would rather kill himself than have sex with another woman but he just keeps fucking and drinking anyways

[SOZÉ BLANCO @The_Faiz_Phase]

Everybody cant be Gay and Autistic with ADHD in an abusive household. Some of yall lying.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

thom yorke was ovulating when he wrote creep

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

Handing my vape to the homie before they even ask