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The closer.

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The PR person that didn’t help immediately might also need a write up bc….

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If I were betting, I’d bet he was drunk on that radio show, which is why he didn’t immediately try to clean it up, and another reason it’s time to retire.

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So I tiptoe after 7…

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My dog sleeps like she pays all the bills in this here house don’t nobody better wake her up

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Then maybe u get on Twitter bc UGHHHHHHH

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Wandering around your house watching Netflix previews is the lost remote walk of shame

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Nothing ruins a high faster than not being able to find the remote

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Remote controls should be fluorescent and light up/vibrate when you say where’s the remote

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Saw a video meme of the foregoing and felt the need to reiterate

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when you come home from a long day & your pet is not down to cuddle <<<<<<<<<<<<<< the worst

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Left my baby home alone for over 3 hours trying to get my new SIM card activated.

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Shout to Sprint T-Mobile and Apple for making installing the new SIM card I never requested into my iPhone that stopped working as long and arduous as possible.

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To intellectually know something is not real but still feel like it is and be unable to stop the feeling

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How long are we staying on the slap? Can we leave it in March or is it going to be a reoccurring debate like $200 dates? #askn4afriend

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WORD! we all listening to whatever I’m listening to bc I CANNOT RT @AshleyVera_: I refuse to buy another pair of iPods

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Dear Delta at JFK, I don’t know who told you I like long walks in the airport. I don’t. I’m going to need to see a LOT more B20s B30s around here. This B97 at LGA is getting old!

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@twash11 Wait which Bengals??? Lol

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Fact: I am dying.
Also Fact: I am so proud of the outfits I’m putting together from my closet!

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I can drink and eat and go out…but I can’t shop. #dryjanuary

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I am Dry January but for me that means 31 days don’t buy shit but food and necessities #dryjanuary