Lucas Meyer

I swear I don’t know what I’m doing

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

My newly pregnant wife has cravings that changed her diet to that of a 6 year old

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

The only reason I help my wife bake is so I can lick the bowl

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

@YaBoyMolloy10 That is an accurate view of inside my ankle right now…

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

My joints sound like rice crispy cereal when you pour the milk in

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Did you really read a self help book if it didn’t help?

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Just watched a pigeon take a bath in a puddle. Didn’t know government drones could get wet

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Popcorn is like snowflakes, no two have popped the same. Each kernel is unique and delicious in its own way

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

If you guess the Wordle word on the first try, you immediately need to go buy a lottery ticket

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

You know you are in Wisconsin when your hotel sells cheese curds

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Being married is all fun and games until they get you sick

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

You know you have too early of a flight when the airport Starbucks isn’t even open yet

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Is it pronounced pecan pie or pecan pie?

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Carrot cake sounds like a mom’s way to get kids to like vegetables

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Waking up in the early morning and realizing you have another couple hours of sleep is THE BEST FEELING. Flip that pillow to the cool side and your good to go champ

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

@Evan_White13 No with you of course!

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

My super power is making plans, and then realizing I don’t want to be social

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

I would rather take the ACT then have to go through the house buying and moving process again

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

What if we all flew planes and the sky had paths that we followed like we do roads

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

@emmadalton27 I have standards lol

[Lucas Meyer @just_LucasM]

Who hurt the 3 people I just watched do a tequila shot at 7am in the airport?