jenna from the block

but WAIT, there’s MORE!!! (be prepared, it’s worse) | She/Her

[jenna from the block @jenna__steele]

*singing at the bar*: “IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO MONEY TAKE YO’ BROKE ASS HOME “

As soon as the song is over: “well I suppose I should get going”

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

there are 40 grams of protein in listening to women

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro you missed it the quick brown fox just jumped over the lazy dog

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

You peel one piece of skin off your lips and the whole lip unzip like wtf

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Travel tip: If you're into spaghetti and you're thinking of traveling to Europe you HAVE to check out Italy

[jake @wormpuller]

Ordering a bedtime story on DoorDash and asking the driver to come up to my room and read it to me

[audrey @phlegmme]

Ran away to join the circus but it turns out they actually have a pretty rigorous hiring process and I didn’t make it to the second round of interviews

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you