Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Ran away to join the circus but it turns out they actually have a pretty rigorous hiring process and I didn’t make it to the second round of interviews
“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk