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If you are gonna fight,fight like the third monkey on the ramp of Noah’s Ark…and brother it’s starting to rain.

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

💯💯🔥

[☆SERIKI☆𓃵 @seriki001]

~Just tweet it.

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@EmekaEK Wait you pissed at him?🤔
Lol

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@Yhemibrand 🤔that Aunty??
Young boys?

[Storks margarine @kolobe_88]

An opponent injured my star player and was out for 9 months while I had to pay for physios to get the player in shape unknowingly

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@_Somtochi Borrow me your back. This load wey I carry pass my back 🔥🔥

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

Just checking myself out 😌

Haven’t been to the gym in almost a month.

[MAZI OF BARCELONA💙❤️ @Bigi_Chima]

I remember when I was working at Cosa Nostra (Obafemi Martins’ club) as a waiter.

That fateful morning, around 3–4 AM, CDQ came in with Skales and some of his guys. They bought drinks and mixers and started chilling and vibing.

At some point, the guys started spraying money 1k and 500 notes everywhere. I was just standing there watching because at Cosa, you dare not pick money. 😂 Cameras are everywhere and there are so many people monitoring you. If you’ve worked there before, you’ll understand me.

So I was just standing there while money was everywhere, until CDQ called me.

CDQ: “Iwo o sha owo ni? Abi your papa get bullion van for house?”

Me: “No Baba, them go sack me if I pick.”

CDQ: “Hiaaa, why?”

Then he called two girls he came in with and told them:

“Ba werey yen shaa wo yen.” 😂

Bro, those babes picked more than 150k for me that night.

As a waiter, I’ll never forget that day. And any day I get the opportunity to meet or speak to CDQ, I’ll tell him about this story.

That single act meant a lot to me. ❤️

CDQ ❤️🔥

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@Bigi_Chima Weyrey nah offensive word now?🤣🤣

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@fhiskyofficial Egbon mi Aza mi wan ni what's app yin

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@ayosketch @Chrismfon_ @Em3rieNwa @davido @shizzi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@ayosketch @Em3rieNwa @davido @shizzi Wetin sexy steel wan sing wey go top damiduro😂?

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@Veryweirdgirl_ 44

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

Lil Wayne turns 44 today 🎂

What’s that ONE Lil Wayne song you will always go back to?

[Juan de Dios @Jimbo4xL]

que razon tenia para ponerla ahi el puto enfermo? que historico era este pelo polla, cuando el futbol todavia era futbol

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

nigerians too crazy, if you buy stuff and you wan pay but your network no good, them go begin look you like thief 😂😭

[Bàbájídé B𝗹𝘂𝗻𝘁 @CRawkeen]

I tried to borrow some money from my babe one year and she reminded me of something I said to her jokingly.

There was a time she made pap and it didn't set. The whole thing was watery and she wanted to pour it away to make another one. So I said no, you don't have to waste it, it’s because it’s not done.

So I poured it into a pot and cooked it. In a few seconds, it thickened. And I said “It’s everything someone will be teaching you. Ordinary Ogi o”

She kept it in her mind. So that day, I needed funds to add up to clinch something and I asked her to lend me. She travelled back to that day and said “Shebi iwo mo ogi po” which means “You know how to make pap, don't you?”

I didn't see the correlation so I said okay? How does it relate? She said put table and chairs outside, be making pap and akara , in two days you will make the money

Apa mi de jabo

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@Xokalled All this thing proves one thing. Have pride during your difficult times.

[Diogenes @Xokalled]

Shaming your poor friends is just ridiculous. This is why many of you are miserable and depressed.
A guy doesn’t have money but he’s willing to pull his weight with errands, how is that a bad thing? This discourse reeks.

[Olakunle🪖 @Olakunle_Omoba]

Omo 😳😳

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@Olakunle_Omoba I dey see street OGs for comment 🤣. And all this e no fit happen for pH 🤣
No follow mouth. Save your life like that guy did. Your life is more valuable o

[!nc @just_mubarak7]

@jon_d_doe Putting him self first is the best thing he could have done. But having sex with her and this annoying conversation between is so unnecessary.