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[zach @just_schulman]

So everyone else pretends to be a beaver chopping down a tree when they eat pretzel rods, too. Right?

[Landon Donovan @landondonovan]

There will be no private DMs. People want transparency and accountability so we’re going do this right here in public. You can start by apologizing to all impacted and then reimburse them all of their expenses with extra flight credit/money for the trouble caused.

[zach @just_schulman]

@jackbrady1010

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

This is the funniest video of the year by far. Loser for life.

[zach @just_schulman]

@philliefan215 @TalkinBaseball_ Different Chad Tracy

[zach @just_schulman]

@CChapro832 @TalkinBaseball_ Wrong Chad Tracy unfortunately

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Begging yall to turn on audio because “he's arguing with the robots, you can't defeat the robots” is an instant classic vocal stim

[zach @just_schulman]

@LouMerloni Appreciated the Key and Peele reference

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Let me be perfectly clear: Undocumented people CANNOT AND WILL NOT receive ACA premium tax credits BY LAW. PERIOD.

This is a LIE from Republicans to divert attention from their shutdown. Republicans are refusing to lower healthcare costs for the American people.

[zach @just_schulman]

@TomCaron Never a doubt in my mind!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Blaming Democrats for a shutdown when you control the House, Senate, and the White House only proves you can't govern.

[Raphæl de la Ghetto @ilovesmick]

All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.

[Tom Caron @TomCaron]

Let me make myself clear: I think the game should be on NESN. I think MLB is doing a massive disservice to fans by having a game like this behind a paywall. At the least they shouldn't allow games in September to be streaming only. I assure you NESN is not happy to lose the game.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: James Comey has been indicted by a federal grand jury on two counts, giving false statements and obstruction of justice.

This isn’t justice. It’s political revenge. Law and order is dead in America.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

So MAGA let me get this straight:

Trump gets indicted and convicted and those cases are “rigged”

James Comey gets indicted after Trump ordered it on Truth Social and now it’s a perfectly fair case?

You guys don’t believe in anything. Hypocrites. Liars. Frauds.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

We aren't on a slippery slope to a constitutional crisis. We are IN the crisis. Time for leaders - political leaders, business leaders, civic leaders - to pick a side: democracy or autocracy?

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

I'm not a lawyer but...the head of the FBI literally tweeting pictures of unconfirmed evidence within minutes of a murder seems like the dumbest shit imaginable.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

The fact that Jimmy Kimmel just got pulled off the air for what he said should REALLY scare everyone.

[Theo Baker @tab_delete]

To be clear: It's not "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after comments about Charlie Kirk," it's "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after threats from Trump FCC chair"

The distinction matters here.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[Basil 🌱 @Basil_Mage]

Bruh