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[S a f f i a h @justabitblonde]

I don't know what my younger bro wants me to respond in reply to his statement: "cats hide under my car because it's a pussy wagon"

[S a f f i a h @justabitblonde]

Amazing.

[✨🌸✨🌸 @sadlibragirls]

Honestly slap me if i ever delete this app.

[S a f f i a h @justabitblonde]

"There are way too many stray tissues in here for a family congregation" - my teenage bro after me and mum walk into his room.

[chelsea @hulksmash444]

i've seen better acting on pornhub https://t.co/YB1ufpMA66

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"Don't think we've had a catch up since I put bread on my head with ur mam"

[S a f f i a h @justabitblonde]

Shame I have barely any wifi until September..

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YAY MY TWITTER WORKS AGAIN

[S a f f i a h @justabitblonde]

😢😭❤️ https://t.co/amuqhgpKnA

[~CHRISt~ @Chri55y_]

(Putting the repeated word aside) I'm gonna miss this one so much 😭❤️@justabitblonde

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@SoReIatable @Chri55y_

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I've just completed the @redbrickteam National Student Housing Survey! https://t.co/7SRKcNbK8q #WinStuff #NSHS17

[S a f f i a h @justabitblonde]

Well this is my first time in the library since starting uni...

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Tonights plan: enjoy a fucking delicious hobnob and drink vodka until I forget my own name

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"I feel very drunk can you tell me how I got into this state? My only bucket is a vagina.. My bucket is a vagina" - @Chri55y_

[~CHRISt~ @Chri55y_]

People love to say how much they miss you but not do anything about it