What most people think Eris's reaction to Rudeus's letter would be like:
“Wait, he has two wives now?”
“And he wants me to be his third?”
“Absolutely not.” 😡
Meanwhile, Eris actually reading the letter:
“He still wants me?” 🥹
“Even after everything?”
“...Then I can go back to him.” ❤️
“Wait, he's going to fight Orsted?”
“Rudeus, you idiot.” 😭
“I’m coming.”
🚨 José Mourinho: “Pep Guardiola said something to me yesterday… he won six trophies and I won three, but I won fairly and cleanly”.
“I don't want to win by dealing with 150 lawsuits”.
“If I lost, I want to congratulate my opponent”, says — via @MailSport.
Man City’s first game after being found guilty as the biggest cheats in the history of English football
Against Liverpool, the team they arguably stole the most from
Would love to see a giant banner in the stands at Anfield with all the trophies Man City cheated them of