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[ali parker @justalithoughts]

Is the yolk the chicken?

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

Do we think tea flavoured gum would be weird? #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

Are you scared of heights or are you scared of the falling?

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

I almost burst out laughing in a meeting today thinking about how funny the word walkie talkie is.

Like, you walk, while talking into something?? That’s just a cell phone! WHO thought up “walkie talkie”.

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

It’s true love. I know she’s my stalker, but it’s true love.

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

What is the difference between a sandwich and a panini? My life is in shambles. #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

@billyraycyrus is from New Zealand

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

“I wouldn’t want a Christmas wedding. Every anniversary, it’s also Christmas!”

“Ali, you’re Jewish...”

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

How many playlists do you think “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy is on? I swear it’s on every playlist #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

Why am I this way? #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

Knives! KNIVES! #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

Do you ever feel like blessed is desserts spelled backwards, but it isn’t? That’s stressed. #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

I guess guys don’t need to make me feel good #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

Buttermilk the goat is my spirit animal #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

We’re not talking about friends, we’re talking about money #justalithoughts

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

You know what’s funny? Well not funny, but, words.

[ali parker @justalithoughts]

If I was Ali 6 mins earlier #alithoughts