Justin Jones

previously @thedailybeast. currently @chelseatextiles. Freelance journalist. e: [email protected]

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

my life is basically a misplaced modifier.

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

@tswifterastour I’d like to meet the fellow top 0.05% of listeners… every year 🙌🏼

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

#NYCFC

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

Pro Tip: When you’re not in a bind an airline’s customer service is more than happy to upgrade you to SpaceX. But, when they’ve kept you from getting out of the country for 24 hours, they basically suggesting hitchhiking.

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

@VirginAtlantic Thank you for your assistance re-booking my cancelled flight after 5hrs sitting on the plane. Much more helpful than the @Delta the team, who were very uninterested in helping a loyal customer. Pls DM me as I have 1 other issue I need to resolve.

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

flight 4 of 16. waiting for my @VirginAtlantic flight to leave the gate. 4 hours & counting on board...

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

does anyone know if @UberEats will deliver alcohol to terminal gates. they won’t serve me yet.

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

@kmelkhat but is the terrace okay?

[Zackary Wilburn @zackarywilburn]

Party For One

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

I’ve realized the arc of the Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson saga literally happens to me in a day.

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

regret is all the people ive poked on facebook.

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

@kmelkhat I’m really trying to make a living from sitting on friends couches when they move.

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

But why @IMKristenBell https://t.co/CY1O0MNMJy

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

@MissLeslieG channeling me on #WWHL with @Andy

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

man, i feel like a woman @ShaniaTwain

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

I’m slowly starting to accept that my adult life is going to be a slew of work emails (& occasional texts) starting with “I apologize...”

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

@taylorswift13’s #1989 album just hit a nerve that I forgot existed and I’m dead all over again

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

#NewProfilePic

[Justin Jones @justandyjones]

I'm still pretty confident that @ArianaGrande's ponytail is my spirit animal.