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wag more• bark less

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Just having one of those kinds of days

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How does one dress for a high school reunion if they are hoping to convey:

“ I DONT watch big bang theory and my rent is high-ish for my area”

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@CastleBranchinc pick up

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Banana splits as a name for a club for kids with divorced parents SLAPS. Who came up w that? I’m Trynna slurp

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@TrojanCondoms I got ur next campaign

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Wanting to attend a protest to support abortion but being worried a “pro-lifer” will show up with a gun.
…the irony

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The good thing about dating me is you never have to worry about a honeymoon phase, I’m just miserable right out the gate👍🏼

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And more slugs

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Watching deep water and playing candy crush is like playing candy crush while watching porn but more socially acceptable

[just annie @justannie11]

Watching deep water and playing candy crush is like playing candy crush while watching porn but more socially acceptable

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Crazy how many people from my high school are suddenly extremely passionate about women’s swimming regulations 🧐

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Wordle 265 2/6

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Running for the bus is the most humbling experience

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Wordle heard I was trying to start the week off strong and said 🤛🏼‼️NOT THIS WEEK BITCH

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Blue Cross Blue Shield is now letting you pay for mental health treatment by writing one scene of euphoria for HBO

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I started convincing myself I felt sick today then realized this quarantine is just the longest I’ve gone without fake tan and it’s got me actin different

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The same hospitals that are now begging for nurses, offered minimum wage as “new-grad rates” before the pandemic. Do better.

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People who get on the bus before you when you were waiting first have no soul

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.@GovStitt Oklahoma cannot execute an innocent man. Please save Julius Jones’ life and take the recommendation of your Pardon and Parole Board and commute his sentence to life with the possibility of parole. #JusticeforJulius

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@aloeobscura @loucollier89

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Professors: you must use a peer reviewed scholarly research article published in the last 3 year

Also professors: please use this 1893 newspaper clipping and a picture of my dog to back up your statements

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@m_it Girls don’t poop emmett

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Oh THANK GOD! The exact same dose of the exact same med but it can come in a pink box for women 💕🤍👏🏼