Jane Emmerson

There are crimes that are never forgiven, like treason. -Pierre Boiste

[Sara Segneri @Sara_Segneri]

Quote of the year: “If you expect elementary school children to endure the trauma of active shooter drills for your freedoms, you can wear a mask to Costco.”

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@MsPackyetti

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@dandrezner Anatomy isn’t his strong point.

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@EricDKoch @MollyJongFast Feed your people @MollyJongFast. Please.

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@kylegriffin1 The Wharton school weeps that they must count this bleach-drinking scholar amongst their alumni.

[Jane Emmerson @justanotherSJW]

@yashar Where’s @oprah at? Hopefully doing some good deeds to counteract what Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz are spewing into the world.

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@AlbertBrooks I’m just going to leave this right here.

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@MysterySolvent “Shitty masks for my family and a shitty job for ‘Merica”.

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@lauriepalanza @BradMossEsq @MailOnline You just have to lower your standards. And then lower them again. And again.

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@Tinuveil Put a slice of bread in the storage container. Use the heel off whatever loaf you have sitting around.

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@EricTho59121725 @CNN Yes, it is

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@president_18th @mattyglesias Lots of guns. Just less gun violence.

[Jane Emmerson @justanotherSJW]

@kept_simple Ricky Gervais is the only right answer.

[Matthew Lennig🐀 @MatthewLennig]

The U.S. has only 4% of the world's population but has 25% of the world's COVID-19 cases.

Republicans are bad at governing because they don't believe in science or data or experts or government.

Wash your hands of the Republican Party.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you’re asking why is the COVID-19 rate so low in germany and high in your country. Is because their president used to be a quantum chemist and your president used to be a reality television host.

[Jane Emmerson @justanotherSJW]

@SarahKanowski He wants you in and out of that store as quickly as possible and that is 💕 in the time of coronavirus.

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@benjaminwittes I would never be able to use that pot to cook food again.

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@Yamiche Stacy Abrams is wicked smart. Just saying.

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@MollyJongFast Imagine being quarantined with these two.

[Jane Emmerson @justanotherSJW]

@chrislhayes It’s some weird form of xenophobia. Viruses don’t respect borders or class lines.