Jonathan

one of the twitter users of all time

[chris⭐ @aanvole]

There's like three days out the year where something turns twitter from the kill yourself die app™ to infinite platinum loot

[ą 🌊🦉 @percanbeth]

“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”

[dyltective @dyltective]

umamusume sacrificing their performance to inspire america to go full blue

[Olivia!🍉 @livanotherday]

oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????

[Vatis || CEO of Tamamo & Nero #BBChannel @WhyTheImpGuy]

This is genuinely how it felt watching Texas break free of the Red State curse

[Seven Rasmussen @toomanyspectra]

my god…….im HOPEscrolling

[taiyang ☀️ | oc pilled @yinlanhlub]

its me and my ocs against the world theyre whats keeping me going. i open my gallery and stare at art of my ocs like a soldier looking at a photo of his wife while hes in the trenches

[oxvrxz @oxvrxz]

the funniest part about online friendships is how you can go from discussing the meaning of life to sending the dumbest meme ever in 3 seconds

[Lotus (11/100) @junpeikiss]

being canadian is awesome because you get to skip thanksgiving and go straight to jollyposting once november hits

[Rust9K 🔇🧂🍪 @Rust9K]

Your entire bloodlines life or pirate sh-

Me:

[cav empty @cavempty_]

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

[Fivyy ⚘ @myunjins]

No matter where you are you will eventually meet someone from Texas its inevitable

[Guangdong Salad🥗 @SaladSaiyan]

Some dude dressed as Goku pulled up and we both instantly hit this😭

[hiyo 🪶 @HiyoDoin]

@generalslug

[Melavelle @malinborderland]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present

[Jonathan "JoJo" Joestar @JoJoLuvsHamon]

Saw a child dressed in vampire attire and covered with blood. I had to end him swiftly. Very unfortunate.

[blehh @pupzypup]

holy shit is this real???

[aielg 🦐 @aielg_]

how it feels when everyone in the vc has their microphone muted except you