Dani

OMS1 | she/her

[Dani @justarandomdani]

nothing ruins a person with ADHD’s day like a 3pm appointment

[Dani @justarandomdani]

I’m sorry is this physiology???? why is there so much biochemistry????? what is this 😭

[Dani @justarandomdani]

me realizing that histology is more than being able to identify pretty pink blobs two days before my exam

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

💲

[Dani @justarandomdani]

@ryals_logan how did you know 😂😂

[Dani @justarandomdani]

all these med student jokes about the terribleness of the brachial plexus made me think that it’s the worst of them? but NO???? the plexuses? Plexi? Just get worse?????

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[Dani @justarandomdani]

@MedicalMewtwo HAHAH I will definitely start using that 😂

[Dani @justarandomdani]

you know med students are absurd when multiple people in my class have remarked that I’m super chill and have a calming effect (I literally won “stress case” as my high school superlative in Palo Alto 😭)

[signüll @signulll]

signs that you’re down really bad:

- you start a gratitude journal.
- you sign up for a marathon.
- you join a singles dating run club.
- you decide to get a master’s degree in data science.
- you decide to go to law school (really bad).
- you sign up for an mba program.
- you decide to get bangs.
- you decide to get another master’s degree.
- you decide to do an executive mba on nights & weekends.
- you randomly decide to go to medical school.
- you decide to build a custom gaming pc.
- you decide to get (another) tattoo or piercing.
- you spend time browsing endlessly on dating apps.
- you fill your loneliness gap by going on endless online dates.
- you pick up a hobby you have zero interest in.
- you decide to start an anon twitter account.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

okay but actually why is everyone saying the r word now? like I thought we collectively as a society moved past that in like 2002

[Dani @justarandomdani]

med school professors love to say “as you already know” and then proceed to mention a fifteen syllable word that you have never heard before in your entire life

[Dani @justarandomdani]

@mdbtvh Ok BUT THERE IS TOO MUCH I NEED TO TELL U FIRST I NEED ENERGY TO UPDATE U

[Dani @justarandomdani]

Back on twitter after two years because two months of med school has officially rotted my brain enough into being funny again 💕

[Dani @justarandomdani]

and yes by someone I mean random men I meet on hinge 🫣

[Dani @justarandomdani]

I know med school has rotted my brain bc any time someone mentions an injury to me my first thought is whether I know the right diagnostic exam for it 😭

[Dani @justarandomdani]

@rheum_cat Unfortunately not 😂😂

[Dani @justarandomdani]

@Abdi_Abdullahi_ @scope_socials @BrighamMedRes Congrats!!!!!!

[Your Daddy’s Favorite @yourdadsfav40]

Idk who needs to hear this but just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you can’t learn to swim, take dance classes, start gymnastics, learn a new language, etc. like I know it’s obvious but sometimes we need the reminder.

[Dani @justarandomdani]

23 year olds deserve to have fun too !!!!!!

[Dani @justarandomdani]

my friends and I went to the science museum and let me just say these kids do NOT know how to wait their turn im fighting for my life here trying to get into the hurricane simulator 😤