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[Nuñya @justbluntin]

If anyone had known what a pelvic floor was back then nobody would have underwear now @nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

I’m like please take your over priced inflation sippy cup and go pacify yourself elsewhere with your “evolved” delulu. The rainbow glitter of boss babe ambiance doesn’t change you still need a chupie. #generationalcurses @nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

Am I the problem?

Or is the parenting that pretends adults with sippy cups “isn’t” the issue.

Bc there’s a whole generation of behavior that is loud and proud preaching otherwise in the validation of their everything and anything “PTSD” 🙄

#metoo
#mitambien
🙄🙄

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

Instead of trying to become the character for which you want to identify as try living life as full of character in all its individuality. Be your own character. #letitgo #pickmesha @nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

When will Italy get its own “wacky tobacky” so we can vegan tobacco a better cannabliss without breaking any rules 😭 teach us premium like you do everywhere else. A little spliff over tea can be a quality reset just the same and better. @nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

🪄🧮: if things aren’t broke no need to fix them 😅🤷‍♀️

I’m sorry the only tragedy Italy still faces is the weighted burden of its underground infrastructure physically causing the peninsula to potentially become an Atlantis long after any of us could ever say I told you so 🤷‍♀️

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

@nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

There’s a reason Brittney Spears is a Master Builder Lego and none of her back up dancers are.

Because that’s just what everyone was made for. 🤷‍♀️

Maybe I need a white board dedicated to a professional dancer career trajectory so its easier to understand the difference 🤔 🤷‍♀️

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

There’s a reason Brittney Spears is a Master Builder Lego and none of her back up dancers are.

Because that’s just what everyone was made for. 🤷‍♀️

Maybe I need a white board dedicated to a professional dancer career trajectory so its easier to understand the difference 🤔 🤷‍♀️

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

I’m so thankful when I post a Google Review for a discount from my side piece Nail Tech my Main Squeeze won’t fret because she knows the polyamory of my Nail Game already. We have quality tier communication me and my Main Squeeze. #firstworldproblems #nailedit @nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

Broke just the tip on one nail so now I have one coffin and nine stilettos in a cat eye 😭 WHHYYYY 😭 #firstworldproblems #nailedit @nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

If 50 is the new 40 of course 20 is disappointed its 10 again. 20 thought it was finally grown...😭😂 @nachotherapists

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

@CruiseNorwegian @CarnivalCruise @RoyalCaribbean converting mule ships to more gas efficient engines is not just for Cars. It’s all the cars, planes, boats and trains. E85, Hydrogen Power, Solar and Wind Turbines are all just grants away from your next level up and/or rebuild.

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

Mute Thread:

Saving us from unnecessary notifications since 2018.

Remember when Blackberry first added copy paste. We used to say good morning with copy paste to all the hoes before Space Force was a Snitch.

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

The International Date Line was only created so Humans could keep track of Time for Accounting.

TIME ISNT EVEN REAL 😭 and everyone is like it wasn’t worth their Time but their Time is worth nothing 🤡🙄🧮💹📊🗺️

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

@StateDept

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

@Cal_OES

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

@ENERGY Bring back Hydrogen Power NOBODY cares about Monopoly like they did when Think Grow Rich was first released. #comoduuhhh

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

Cuffing Season: created by the binge purge portion of emotionally deficient unrealistic out of touch American Culture. Users beware.

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

Dear Party Ppl of America,

You can absolutely have booze delivered as early as 0600 on Saturday and Sunday mornings when the party still hasn’t broken by dawn.

Only the delivery platform will know what you ordered without any public retail appearances…

Go forth and party on.

[Nuñya @justbluntin]

Last time you Steinbeck