Brock

You tryna blackout bro?

[Brock @justbrockthings]

I'm gonna start tellin people I'm a virgin it's been so long

[Brock @justbrockthings]

I don't think we're gettin' fucked up tonight... It's depressing

[Brock @justbrockthings]

Everyone knows love is for gays and girls, come on

[Brock @justbrockthings]

I'd let her piss on my eye just to see where it came from!

[Brock @justbrockthings]

Gotta order a salad instead of fries so it wont cut into my drinking time

[Brock @justbrockthings]

Gotta go to the atm bro!

[Brock @justbrockthings]

I wasn't grumpy, I was just drunk!

[Brock @justbrockthings]

Can I get a hard-on? Its only gay if you take it

[Brock @justbrockthings]

Tits out for the boys! Tits-out-for-the-boys!!

[Brock @justbrockthings]

YOU LOSE!

[Brock @justbrockthings]

Titties

[Brock @justbrockthings]

Quit the shitcockery and just tell me #justbrockthings

[Brock @justbrockthings]

She's ugly as sin! I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick!