justbrowsing99

Just passing time. Why be serious when you can be silly.

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#SentAClearMessage that I send mixed signals.

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#DuringAPowerOutage I bang your mom. - Your dad

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#DuringAPowerOutage I am powerless in a whole new way.

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#WishSomeoneWouldSendMe two tickets to paradise.

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Elbow grease #KeepsItRunning

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What #KeepsItRunning?🤔

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I #KeepsItRunning *trips & starts rolling downhill*

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#IfIWasATrillionaire I wouldn't have to comeunderover anymore for women to find me attractive.

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#IfIWasATrillionaire I would finally get that appendage lengthening surgery I've always dreamed about.

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#IfIWasATrillionaire I would eventually wake up & be disappointed.

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#IfIWasATrillionaire I would immediately try to become the world's first quadrillionaire.

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#IfIWasATrillionaire someone done fucked up.

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#IfIWasATrillionaire I would just trill, I mean chill.

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#IfIWasATrillionaire I would end world hunger and poverty by sending my robot army to kill all the poors.😀👍

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#WhyImBroke I'm not good with mony or spellin.

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#WhyImBroke I won $150,000 dollars in scratch-off tickets but spent $250,000 dollars to make it.

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#WhyImBroke I spent my life savings on beanie babies & the market dried up.

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#WhyImBroke I broke my back on a mountain trying to have a secret rendezvous with my gay cowboy lover. - Wait, what movie?

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#WhyImBroke Crack is expensive when you do it all day every day.

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#WeShouldAllCelebrate the 4th of July by chucking tea into the harbor to poison innocent fish like our forefathers did.