Joshua Kappelman

Christian, Citizen, Soldier, Veteran, Gamer, Geek, Runner, GM, Writer, Cook, Hiker, Roadtripper, and Student. Existence is War.

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

Have you ever sent an entire pack of chewing gum through the wash? I don't recommend it. Always double-check!

[kemi @kemimarie]

rt if a black womxn has ever protected you or made you feel safe in their presence.
rt if a black womxn has defended and uplifted you.

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

@JasonbTKD Dairy and sugar, man. They get me every time. Not cheese, though. I can eat cheese for days.

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

"It's turtles all the way down, Pippin." -Commander Shepard, 1944

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

@JasonbTKD It's all about those benjamins

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

@JasonbTKD Good job!

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev #Sheev

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

@AeileonNOTW Why are you hurting me like this?

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

Tomato sauce with sugar should be against the law.

Not everything has to be a dessert, America.

[Sam Logan @samandfuzzy]

Scenario: You pull into a parking spot at Walmart. A lone, unopened jug of milk rests on the ground on the inside edge of the spot. It is below freezing outside and the milk is cold.

Do you take the free ground milk

[Matthew Nuzum @newz2000]

Twitch fans: A teen entrepreneur is doing research – if you enjoy watching or listening to Twitch, would you please take this short survey and/or share it so he can refine his business idea? https://t.co/BRfIZp81OF #twitchtv

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

@Bungie Please please please bring back hammertime

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

@TheGuyGrr I feel attacked.

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

Things you should not wait until 10 PM on Christmas Eve for: finding an open drive thru, and a single avocado.

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

Poutine is Canadian nachos.

Delicious, but nachos.

[Bungie @Bungie]

We honor the Vanguard of the Last City with #GuardianGiveaways.

RETWEET for a chance to win this @BungieStore Vanguard Bundle.

💠 https://t.co/5NcDgnRXOo

📃 https://t.co/ZMS1YpWnoO

[Bungie @Bungie]

Commemorate everyone's favorite Hunter during #GuardianGiveaways.

RETWEET for a chance to win this @BungieStore Cayde-6 Bundle.

💠 https://t.co/L6PE9BHqt4

📃 https://t.co/ZMS1YpWnoO

[Jessica Jones @JessicaJones]

BLAH BLAH BLAH I’M DARK MATT

[Joshua Kappelman @justcallmekapp]

@MediacomSupport any reported outages/degraded service on the east side of Des Moines at the moment?

If not, I'd like to report it.