Simon Leek

Happily-married dad-of-two and freelance online editor

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@the_LTA Very unimpressed by your frankly incomprehensible website. Am a member of a local tennis club but can't use its online booking because the LTA account you insisted I merge with my old ClubSpark isn't working properly. Is there anywhere on the LTA site to report this? No.

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

#bbcfootball Ian in the Wirral, buy a lottery ticket NOW!

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

For the love of God man, just go. How do you look yourself in the mirror every morning? #fuckboris

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@Wowcher_Support I would like to add I expect a full refund. Only reason I've not claimed before now is I've been repeatedly trying to contact hotel. Not my fault that's taken longer than 14 days so I shouldn't be penalised £100 for this!

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@Wowcher_Support Order number: 38287590
Email: [email protected]
Need refund as hotel not answering phone for email for a month now!

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@emma_c_williams The One Where Emma’s Had Enough

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@emma_c_williams #FirstWorldProblems (Revenge being a dish best served cold) 🙂

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@emma_c_williams @GavinWilliamson In a Government of none of the talents, he still manages to be the bluntest tool in the box. His main achievement is making Grayling look almost competent. A feat no one thought possible.

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@emma_c_williams Ah now be fair Emma... he really *deserved* that tax-free £1.2bn dividend... Ah no sorry my mistake he's another screw-you-I'm-all-right-Jack arsehole

[John Bennett @JohnBennettBBC]

David Luiz was so bad that this is the first time I’ve seen a team “go up” to 10 men.

[Amol Rajan @amolrajan]

Journalists everywhere are being attacked or abused, not least by the US President

This is your regular reminder that most journalists are decent, public-spirited people, neither rich nor famous, who just want the truth. If you want to do without them, try living in North Korea

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@HelenAnnSmith0 United? We must have been living in different countries. COVID-19 might have obscured the division temporarily but it persists. Pleased you were happy but I'll wager few felt the same...

[Sam Holder @samholdertv]

This van has just turned up outside Dominic Cummings house @SkyNews

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

Cummings... Too important to self-isolate. Perfectly entitled to do whatever he likes regardless of the rules. Well, guidelines really. He'll be the judge of what's "reasonable". What a charlatan. He must go now if this Government is to retain any credibility or public confidence

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

Absolutely...

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

This was a test of the Prime Minister and he has failed it.

It is an insult to sacrifices made by the British people that Boris Johnson has chosen to take no action against Dominic Cummings.

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@bernardjenkin If you have a scintilla of self-respect or indeed respect for the electorate get Cummings out asap

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

Apposite as ever...

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@emma_c_williams Funny how? (With apologies to Joe Pesci)

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@emma_c_williams @owenlmeredith Ouch... Talk about tarring everyone with the same brush lol Did u read the Reuters piece on coronavirus btw? There's a link on my Facebook news feed. It's very good

[Simon Leek @justcallmeotto]

@emma_c_williams @emma_c_williams Royal toady Nicholas Witch Hole says he’s not funded by the public purse, but by the Queen. So that’s all right. Wonder where she gets her money?