Saph

yeet me into next week

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

love at first sight? i don't think so. chemistry at first banter? yes.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[hera @shiningdaisies]

let me regulate my nervous system and i'll get back to you

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Sucking a dude's dick so that I can understand his pain better

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[👩‍🎤 @choiceunemploid]

How it feels to pretend that you’re learning new information when someone reveals to you something they think you don’t know

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[Saph @justcallmesaph]

Go actually fuck yourself cunt ✨

[⭑ Ale • Yuki @Ale9prp]

6 años fumando y todavia no se hace vicio #disciplina

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Saph @justcallmesaph]

yeah nah, i’m gonna save that until we’re hanging out so i can see the fear in his eyes

[Saph @justcallmesaph]

not my ex brother in law having a nsfw vtuber account on here. do i let him know i know or leave it lmao

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

im not even on my last straw anymore. i think i borrowed this one from somebody

[miia @miiagarro]

i've met one man who matched my energy and we lowkey hate each other now

[tex @texmeplease]

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

[Saph @justcallmesaph]

I hope my bd’s wig gets swept up in a breeze and his bald head is exposed

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.