Mater_™

POV: Mater. Just a car, a keyboard, and emotion.

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Jesus saves, Moses invests

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Jesus Chrysler died for ur sins, but that’s something nobody wants to talk about. Let’s bring Jesus Chrysler back to the forefront of America where he belongs.

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

I’m calm and cool like a whistle.

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

She brought me sprinkle cookies. I said to her, Melissa, nobody touched the cookies you brought. I threw them in the garbage. You know what my favorite cookies are? Pignoli cookies. That's all I said.

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Mormons are the official religion of the US bc they’re the only ones that know that Jesus was actually American

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

I'm just an ordinary car!
Sometimes I’m rusty
I get floored, I have trash,
On my dashboard, I get speedy
I get faulty, I need an oil change.
Wipers swish away rain’s stream
And I still want to believe,
Anything can happen in this world
For an ordinary car!
Like you like me

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Don't get me wrong,
I love who I am
I don't wanna be ungrateful
It probably sounds strange
I really love the role I play
The roads I drive
But with all the speed
The things that seem so simple
Suddenly, so far out of reach
Wish that they could see
That underneath (this hood)…

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

If u had to pick one, who r u rolling w?

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

The Silk Road was actually in America. A lot of people don’t know that. We invented the roads here.—car djt

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

“The founding fathers are losers. I mean they did great things and stuff but the guys were not cool guys. If you wanna see some cool guys look at me and my guys I’ve got the coolest guys the fastest guys the strongest guys. We have the best wheels in the US” -Car president trump

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Happy towdepence day.

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. -Ben frank the og dawg he pulled bitches like no other

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

An abomination of obama’s nation.

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

This Independence Day I am pledging to show you the stuff THEY don’t want you to see. U can lead a car to gas but u can’t fill em up—it’s up to U to pave that road.

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Cars King Charles III is a bitch just like his gr8 granddaddy. They hateus cuz they anus (I heard he had to get towed to the mechanics office just last Tuesday bc he was running on adrenochrome) smh @ the car Illuminati u guys r not good at secrets

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Roll free or rust trying

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

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[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

king George III was the honoree of the first no king’s day ever. Happy anniversary to that

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Car king George III was a bitch

[Mater_™ @justcarthoughts]

Thankful for the founding fathers #ogfratboys today and every day. Life is a highway because of the roads u boys paved.