Chee🫰🏽

talking about tv shows most of the time || chenford x bathena🫶🏽

[Average Daddy @andyzee2]

Our friends, Mu Zambia bonse balifwa

[Fergie's Grand Child ◢ ◤ @Lweendo23]

Whichever candidate can promise to get rid of ZAQA has my full backing!

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

For everyone who waited! 🇳🇴❤️

[Natasha @natashamutiti]

I’m Zambian, of course I’m not allowed to date until I’m married.

[AQUILA @aquila_fpoz_]

😂 I missed story time. Time to catch up.

[Lebo @StaxCooks]

That yellow rice from Pedros a se paella.

[Mweemba Sichilima @damweembs]

This is stupid.
Spirit of the law was if you wanna be president, uwfwile wakwatako iskulu, atleast Ka g12
The letter of the law literally say says: minimum. That's right. MINIMUM.
I'm betting she has bachelor's degree(god forbid more) when I say "She's overqualified, you dolts!"

[the uncivil engineer @0xUnoftheo7]

Fired nobody from the ministry of health when the medicine is not reaching the people and they are just squandering money in that department🤧😭 Ayt man I’m tired of this

[BlaqWit⚡️ @BlaqWit_MCFC]

My Captain Their Captain

[the meji. @mejitwo]

One day it's your first semester
The next, you're one semester away from graduating

[Distant Relative @LankyObserver]

Ndola >>>>> Kitwe.

Don't argue.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Chee🫰🏽 @justchee_]

@JuicyJay_Siya Happy birthday Siya🧡

[gabby ✩ @alllliehayes]

“do you see anything non-alcoholic? it’s for hannah.”
“she doesn’t drink?”
“she said not at parties.”

logan saying “closed cans are safer.” 😭 he realized it RIGHT AWAY. i love him so much

[Optimistic Maiden. @Takunachola]

There's a ragebait pandemic uku, coz the things they post

[Frnk @MC_frnk]

Ederson deadass got nerves of steel fr

[Chee🫰🏽 @justchee_]

number 5?😭

[Unknown African Breed 🇹🇿🇿🇲🇲🇼 @name_is_mwizaso]

Ati Zambians we have lost our culture

1. A Bemba who is an introvert?
2. A Tonga who is lactose intolerant
3. Mu Lozi blesser?
4. An Easterner who doesn't eat mbewa because of allergies
5. A Nsenga who doesn't believe in witchcraft, ati we don't do that here

Let's have order

[Panda Monium @arsenalpanda11]

"By 14hrs" 🤞🏽

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

In unit washer and dryer? She got money.