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So, #Jets fans. Letโs recap:
- Hired the head coach nobody wanted
- Fired the GM AFTER the draft/free agency
- Lost QB to mono for 4 weeks
- Then, let QB be micโd up vs all-time D
- Reportedly shopping BOTH LeโVeon Bell and Jamal Adams
#TakeFlight