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She said “Where we going?”, I said “The moon”

[CS @justcsani]

@nonewthing @LKCOYB “Well, those two wingers also happen to be the best performing players too. So, right comparison or not, those are still his competition”

[CS @justcsani]

@cfcjared___ no issues g, i just think you shouldn’t hate a player because the club didn’t sign someone on his position! keep supporting the team, that’s all we can do. have a great day man

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@cfcjared___ yeah i guess

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@cfcjared___ you were NOT watching Kerim ball as well…

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@cfcjared___ well that’s awkward, because he spent the 2025/26 season on loan at Salzburg :)

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You meant Can’t Tame This Defending right?

[Will @willreyner]

Fancy announcing Lacroix then lads @ChelseaFC

Can’t take this defending anymore 🤣

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Do it @ChelseaFC

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Chelsea will sign more experienced players this summer, to be fair to them, they have tried before, they looked into signing Van Dijk and also a Mo Salah return before he signed his new deal at Liverpool. (@SkyKaveh - @SkySportsNews Transfer Talk Podcast)

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@Salibasexual02 @baayelblue @toffeecrunch25 @TheBlueDodger Except it wasn’t PSR breaches, but agent payments. Bit different.

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We ended up with Renato Veiga btw

[The Coolest Chels @Coolest_Chels]

Good morning to @paulwinstanley9 and @Loz_Stew
I think Ricardo Calafiori , William Pacho and Hincapie can suit the role of LB/LCB for the system of Enzo Maresca.

Please think about this.

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No shit man we ran him to the ground without actually giving him competition

[Max @MaxFSport]

Can confirm Atletico Madrid have interest in signing Marc Cucurella and the player would be open to a move back to Spain, as others have reported. Singled sourced : some concerns over Cucurella ‘physically declining���.

Let’s see how this one + Enzo moves because club adament they don’t have to sell a big star to make money, it will be more about the player pushing or not and receiving a bid that they are happy with.

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tears he went from Donnarumma to Garnacho

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

tung tung sahurmaxxing

[🌪 #LoveWomenHateClearlake @billahibarkley]

Feck he was actually in London

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Palmer got injured, was called finished and got linked to United, played in protection boots and had to witness Pedro Neto in training every single day and still scored a hat-trick before Saka

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#They gonna still call Wharton a £120m midfielder and Caicedo a shin kicker

[‏۟ @yesirski]

you know you a chud when you still using pics from over 2 years ago

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Me asf

[jordan @dmnextdoor]

And don’t wear no skinny jeans around me dpmo

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Why do casuals pretend like Reece isn’t injury free for over a year now?

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Manchester United legend Denis Irwin picks his world class full-backs 🌍⭐️

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Chels ruined me so bad i updated my tinder bio to ‘don’t contact me if you’re under 25’

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Egbhali ruining Strassy B’s and Chelsea’s season with one single manager change is hilarious

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So…We couldn’t buy players in january for Maresca in order to show him signs of backing, but would happily give money to Rosenior? Are they thick?

[Max @MaxFSport]

Understand Chelsea in talks with Liam Rosenior over contractual terms and tactics / team shaping ideas. Rosenior has asked if there’s money to spend in January.

BlueCo believe he is an outstanding man manager and operator and someone the players will love but also learn to respect. 👇🏻

Not done yet. #CFC