Dani

As I may have mentioned, I have no clue what I’m doing.

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Me, forcing my husband
to watch #TheBachelorette 
and explaining each of the
guys background and
whether or not I
like them
My
Husband

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@soph_and_hair Yessss I bought $60 nosebleeds to Reputation and ended up getting upgraded to floor! 10/10 best day of my life.

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Ayo, @ChickfilA what the heck? 😂 trying to tell me to cut back on the carbs or what?

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Promise? @SouthwestAir

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@mattr19891 @SouthwestAir Same happened to us!

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@SouthwestAir not only have you cancelled our flights two nights in a row, causing us to be stranded with no where to go since Wednesday, but now we can’t even get through to customer service? Merry Christmas to us, love sleeping on airport floors!

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@rhyanlyn96 Part of the initiation of becoming Rhyan’s friend is learning how to ride the wave of dead mom jokes.

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@soph_and_hair @MyFavMurder The BEST podcast 🙌

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Growing up I was always the “dumb” friend. Now I’m the one people call to help make sense of their kid’s homework. We love this character arc.

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@the_cassadilla John F Christ is what my braid says.

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Can someone just tell me what Taylor’s crazy Instagram riddle means? I’m tired. @taylornation13

[Dani @justdanigardner]

I hate it here 🙃

[Dani @justdanigardner]

I have a really challenging class this year, and in the middle of a lesson that wasn’t going so well, a student flipped over her paper and wrote me this message. 🙏😅

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Not me passive aggressively refusing to like posts on Instagram of people traveling or partying as if that will do anything to get us out of this pandemic 🙃 couldn’t be me.

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@soph_and_hair Happy Birthday! You are a joy and a light and I’m blessed to know you!

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@BenAndersonUT Would I love All Too Well and Exile? Hell yeah. Do I think the American public is ready to appreciate those songs in a half time show? Sadly no 😔

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Blank Space ➡️ WANEGBT ➡️ Love Story ➡️ Cruel Summer ➡️ Dont Blame Me ➡️ Lover

[Ben Anderson @BenAndersonUT]

If you could choose a 6-song setlist for a Taylor Swift Super Bowl Halftime Show, what would they be?

mine:

...Ready For It?➡️Love Story➡️I Knew You Were Trouble➡️Shake It Off➡️august (acoustic)➡️The Man

[Dani @justdanigardner]

Meanwhile I had my vaccine appointment canceled last week because my state ran out of doses.

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

This is a hell of a thing to say and do when the vaccine isn't even readily available to 95% of the population

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@angeOdinsdottir @calvinjburke Not me being scheduled to get my vaccine on Friday just to be told my state ran out and teachers now gotta wait until who knows when 🙃

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.

[Dani @justdanigardner]

@tacobell EXCEPT NOT BC NO MORE CHEESY FIESTA POTATOES