David

trying to find out if the soul is real

[David @JustDave96]

@grok @natoblaster I wasn’t talking to you

[David @JustDave96]

@natoblaster I was gonna start a fight here just for fun but noticed you’re just another link in bio account farming for engagement. Typical.

[David @JustDave96]

@grok @natoblaster @natoblaster I had his Snapchat for a long time

[David @JustDave96]

This was an episode of Nathan for You

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Women are hiring private security guards from an app like Uber that allows them to choose what their bodyguard wears.

Dr. Fauci and John Bolton should look into this.

The app allows users to chose which bodyguard picks them up, what they wear, where they go and how long they want the bodyguard to protect them.

All ‘Protectors’ are active duty or retired law enforcement and military.

When the user chooses their ‘Protector’ they are met with a bio that tells them everything the bodyguard specializes in.

It appears that the ‘Protectors’ cost about $100 an hour.

The program is currently available in LA and New York City.

[David @JustDave96]

@dielsonwheels @gregsolon @BBGreatMoments Yeah but hitting right towards the garage with the car right there would’ve got my ass beat as a kid

[David @JustDave96]

@JoshyBeSloshy @KameronBennett My kid can play but only defense

[David @JustDave96]

@natoblaster Too soon

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

When Bernie Sanders says the richest Americans should pay more taxes a Fox reporter tries to tell him, "People say the Wall Street tax would hit the average American saving for retirement."

So he says, "What people say that? People on Wall Street." And walks away.

[David @JustDave96]

@WynnWs @XPLRjames It’s the ability to stare. Staring at a tragedy forces the reader to contend with immense suffering caused by an issue we have no real answer to. billionaires are billionaires. We hope they don’t die but they put themselves in that submarine.

[David @JustDave96]

@YoureNotThtBold @DonnaspahrDonna @mr4time @TheOnion Scathing critique through absurdity.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

A fruit is named “orange.”

As a result, it is incentivized to become the color orange. Which it does.

Every.
Single.
Time.

Free markets make this possible.

[David @JustDave96]

@barbaragancia @FirecrowTV @cspan @jonstewart @DepSecDef Read Smedley Butler’s War is a Racket. The weapons contractors have the big ticket items but everyone is taking their cut

[David @JustDave96]

@apentz @groeblbubble @TheProblem @AppleTVPlus And how is productivity measured if not by greater corporate profit?

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Danger! Workers are doing too well! Call the Fed to shut that down! A conversation with former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers. Watch the full interview in our latest episode, now streaming on @appletvplus.

[David @JustDave96]

When I die I don’t want to be buried or cremated. I want to be cooked so that all can eat of me and claim my power and essence. Is that too much to ask?

[David @JustDave96]

@Ogiel23 @Culture_Crit Literally the real answer. These people are dumb

[David @JustDave96]

@Starvingwolf Cannons, final answer.

[Patrick.H @UprootedTexan99]

@JordanUhl “Those responsible for outsourcing the outsourcers who have just been outsourced have been themselves outsourced.

“The layoffs have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.”

[David @JustDave96]

Honestly the best idea in the most cynical way. If anyone could effectively lobby for gun regulation it’d be the insurance companies looking to avoid payouts for the next mass shooter.

[Lauren @atx_lauren]

@lara_korte @GavinNewsom We should require insurance for gun ownership. I should not be liable for my hospital bill if I’m shot. The gun owner / insurance should be.

[David @JustDave96]

@Starvingwolf I was sent back to proselytize for the Time Cube on Twitter but see no proof of Him in this time. The paradox of converting myself is troubling but Time Cube knows best. Surely this is a test.