Gotta eat pasta in italy, croissant in paris, burger in united states, sushi in japan, tacos in mexico, shawarma in lebanon, paella in spain, poutine in canada, kimchi in south korea, curry in india, pho in vietnam, fondue in switzerland and fish & chips in united kingdom.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: My dad is in the hospital
*7 days later*
Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital?
Student: Yes. He's a doctor.
Teacher: