Look at how unlikely our meeting was. Look at the vastness of the universe encompassing all the things we don’t know and the things we know. Look at me, at us, together - here and now. Isn’t this some form of a miracle?
“3 Years Ago Today, President Tinubu Promised Millions Of Nigerians ‘Renewed Hope.’ Today, Nigerians Are Looking At The Results And Receipts Of His Presidency. Fuel. Security. Food. Jobs. No Long Stories. The Facts Speak For Themselves. Tell Us, What’s Your Verdict?”.
Also, Peter Obi is not a “lesser evil”.
I am again begging us all to have moral clarity.
The man who said if anyone finds N5 that he embezzled should come forward and he’d leave the race:
That man is not a “lesser evil” I am begging you guys.
The man who has donated more money to education and health from his own purse more than the CapEx for health by the government is not a “lesser evil”.
The man who left no debt but actual surplus in the treasury of the state he governed is not a “lesser evil”.
The man who has successfully without any corruption led as:
Chairman of Fidelity Bank Plc
Director of Fidelity Bank Plc
Chairman of Next International Nigeria Ltd
Chairman of Guardian Express Mortgage Bank Ltd
Chairman of Future View Securities Ltd
Chairman of Paymaster Nigeria Ltd
Chairman of Chams Nigeria Plc
Director of Chams Nigeria Plc
Director of Data Corp Ltd
Director of Card Centre Plc
Independent Non-Executive Director of Nigeria LNG Ltd:
Is not a “lesser evil”.
The man who went to Egypt to study how to make power constant for you is not a lesser evil.
The man who said he wouldn’t tax you unless he has prospered you isn’t a lesser evil.
The “lesser evil” bifurcation came when we wanted to choose between a corrupt incompetent Buhari and a corrupt incompetent Atiku.
I don’t really like politics Twitter. But I’m saying this so we all have moral clarity.
I am begging us all. Please, let’s dump these contrarian virtue signaling.
I am begging.
We are up against vicious people. These are the people who have witnessed around 5 generals and colonels die and nothing is moving them.
I am begging you all, please.
Please guys !!! Make these unpr0fessional Policemen popular and tag any handle you can !! See intim!dation, see har@ssm£nt, see !nsults !! Nigerian police are so unprofessional broooo !!! The guys didn’t even anything…..I’m so angry man😡😡💔💔
If jokes offend you...stand up is not for you. You can't do jokes that make people laugh for 15 minutes and not offend someone that has triggers. And I detest it when people now insinuate that it's a Nigerian thing. That's how I know you only watch stand up clips on Instagram or not watch at all. We are not even that "offensive" in Nigeria yet. We still have small home training 🤣
One of the major assignments of stand up is to touch on things that people ordinarily would not. Every stand up comedy head loves stand up for this reason. Stand up is regarded as the last standing bastion of free speech. It's not a symposium, it's not an interview, it's not a conference....it's a COMEDY SHOW/CLUB. And what we do there is tell JOKES!
PLEASE WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE ALL COMING OUT TO PROTEST?
FUCK 2027 & THEIR GOD FORSAKEN ELECTIONS. WE CANT CONTINUE LIKE THIS. Bayo Adelabu, Ribadu & Mattawale must 1st Resign.
WTF are they doing in AsoRock?
Cant they see all this Killings?
Are we Mad in this country? 😡😩
Let me remind y’all that these were actual living people not numbers.
with a whole life in front of them, they have family relatives, extended families, loved ones, they had neighbours, they had class mates. They had life and breath, they eat and drink, they are “people” they were human beings not “178”
And Nigeria cut their life short
I graduated from the University with a first class, and my Dad is to blame.
During my university days, my Dad would call me every day.
I mean, every day between 5 and 6am.
He is ruthless.
When he calls, you'd better not sound sleepy.
He will say something like: Don’t sleep away your greatness😩
He will ask me about my CGPA every day.
He will say: ‘You too can make a first class’
He will say: ‘That test you did last week, is the result out now’.
He gave me serious close marking.
He will come to school unannounced, and if I am in class, he will sit under a tree and wait for me to finish.
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
‘I am teary now’ - jeeeeez
I did not have any margin to fumble.
For 4 years! He was consistent.
And I remembered so vividly the day I told him my final results were out and that I would be graduating with a first class. He hugged me so tight, like I was his completed project.
He wore his best agbada to my graduation. Hahaha.