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Memes EGG.DICTED

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Chota sa sapna hai mera 7-8 bache ho, aur sab ki mummy alag alag ho 😍

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A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired

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Padosan: Wifi chalu hai kya?
Main: Wifi bhi… aur main bhi. 😉😂

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I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
👉 He said, “No sir, it will be round.”

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Agar life me kuch karna chahty hai tho mujhe propose kardo.

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Suna hai duniya me 7 ek jaise dikhne wale log hote hai

To mera baaki 6 se sawal hai

MILI KOI?

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Kinda wana have sex all day and call it's a moan vrat

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I can CHANGE him
Girl is he a PAD?

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A real friend help you to buy condom

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Sexual tension when mam said "isko khada karo"

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She: Tum sab ladko ke dimag me gobar bhara huwa hai

Me: To phir chat'ti kyu ho

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Who called it "sexting" not "keh ke lena"

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If your b**bs don't shake when you run, you are man baby girl.

#oksorry

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Sab ko lagta hai ki Nimbu sirf doodh hi fad sakta hai 🍋🥛

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Are you happy with your relationship?
Are should i give you my number? 😬

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When life f**ks you change the position and enjoy.

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WTF is sex? It's SAMBHOG

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Cute
Bahut cute

Phir ati hai "halki halki mooche wali ladkiya" 😂

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Marry a man who would give you his blood to use when you ran out of red lipsticks.💄

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Petrol lagaya karo tum.
Mujhe uski kushboo bahut pasand hai

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Who called it cum and not ishq ka rang safed 😉