Dan.

🎢141, 🎡592, 🎢🪦21, 🎡🪦135, i make songs on the souncdlpud applicafiob and like rolling coasrers🎢😃👋 ThuNder@Tion is really cool!!! #SaveRipCord

[Dan. @justejectme]

Silver Dollar City #138 (July 16)
9:30 AM - 10 PM
139x Thunderation (FROTD) (2318)
1x Time Traveler (180)
Insane visit. Rode Time Traveler cause Thunderation shut down for 35 minutes. I'm gonna go for the first ever 150+, it is definitely possible 🧨💥

[lucia / lunova / trixie @c0smicm4ge]

nickelodeon advertisements in the 2010s

[Onian ring @hongebob]

When you genuinely haven’t had play since iridocyclitis

[DBW ✞ @thisisdbw]

You ever dated someone attractive and immediately understood why no one’s kept them?

[Raven 🚯 @starrinkss]

Trying to argue with a misogynistic person but they are still at the “blue is for boys, pink is for girls” level

[!v @palkiasnq]

they wouldn’t be avoidant if you were attractive enough btw

[Super Mario @realsupermari00]

i'm evil and i throw people into volcanos

[donut! @donutqq_qwq]

told myself i would try to finish a class assignment before work only to spend the next 6 hours doing nothing and now i have work in about an hour

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

I really hope that’s his exact row and seat on the ticket. We live in a society

[🥒2.0 @archmaniac1]

white people on spaghetti night

[hopecore @dailyhopecores]

imagine you go bowling by yourself

then you go sit down

but it’s your turn again

[dan @dadopotamus]

I picked up a woman and she requested the ride to be quiet.

due to this, I did not engage in conversation with the rider.

at the end of the ride, she gave me a 1 star rating for being impolite.

being a miserable bitch all the time must suck.

[M @Mx0ybt]

When l tweet and nobody likes my tweet

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[Flip - ARBeekeeper @flip4liberty]

There’s less than 50 people in the entire queue line for top thrill 2

[Dan. @justejectme]

@worldsoffun ik ur just the social media guy but we still thinking about RipCord for 2027.. ❤️

[Dan. @justejectme]

How the fuck is Grizzly in the top 25 wood coasters golden ticket awards yet Classic Coaster aint even on the list? What a fucking joke

[R.O.C. @hardROClife]

She said

[via of kittytwt 🧁🐰 @cinammonella]

literally the entirety of twitter as an image

[⃟ @krisurvive]

how i expect dirk to make his entrance to the story when i finally get there in homestuck

[Daisy Alternative Account Cinnimon #squiggletwt @takizawaasuka]

my most problematic vocal stim ive had