Third Eye Blind Enjoyer

I got a platypus controlling me
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[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

Learn to sit back and observe.
Not everything needs a reaction.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,” said Toad.
Frog looked through the window.
“Toad, you are right,”' said Frog. “It is a mess.”
Toad pulled the covers over his head.

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

@quinntonpark This is actually peak New Kent

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

@AccidentalBron

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Having s*x on a bed of money.

Not all it’s cracked up to be.

Pointy and uncomfortable. Felt grimey the rest of the day. Redness and irritation.

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

Generational American sports uniform.

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

Think about a moment in your life when someone said exactly the right thing at exactly the right time.

Maybe it was a coach, a parent, a friend.
Maybe it came out of nowhere. But it landed and something shifted.

Those moments don't happen by accident.
They happen because someone was paying attention.

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

@CoryStylez Real

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

@ZamboniSSB Please don't waste your time on this guy.

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“I will do it tomorrow.” said Toad.
“Today, I will take life easy.”

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Guy Who Becomes Southern When He Holds Broccoli

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

In the middle of studying for insurance exam and wow is this a

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

Unfortunately the XXL fits now

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

I'm at the weird stage of fatness where I can fit in an XL but I'm just slightly too fat and a XXL is just slightly too large

[TSwany @TSwanyIRL]

he pisses me off so bad this video came to me in a vision and I had to make it

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

@aHeartSoFull Thank you!

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

@quinntonpark If it's any consolation I will often wait for a stall because I fucking hate urinals. For a variety of reasons.

[Third Eye Blind Enjoyer @JustEm3ry]

@Miggysbat Dan Hentschel is elite ball knowledge