Emma

I'm a short, fat, middle aged woman with a box coloured hairdo and an allotment. Likes biscuits Dislikes belly buttons. Eyebrows are my own.

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Just leaving this here for you.
You're welcome

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

She just needs to off one more and she can be classed as a serial killer. #Corrie

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Well, Queenie’s silver joobs was 1977 #BGT

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

I enjoyed Sally, channelling Victoria Wood in tonight’s #Corrie

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Will someone tell Joe Tate that his mother has just turned up as a counsellor in Chester #emmerdale #hollyoaks

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

@Gailee99 He unplugged his seatbelt to get him out, changed his mind and plugged him back in. Naughty

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

So, is Bear really dead? #emmerdale

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

I don’t have a telly til Tuesday so I’ll just be here, living my live on social media. #Strictly

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

What’s that bloke been in? Geordie mate of Thuggish Theo. #Corrie

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

I can’t wait for Moira to give that ex paramedic a Glasgow kiss and for that weasel to get his head caved in #emmerdale

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Is that the girl who was in Caleb’s van? #emmerdale

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Well, this is wank isn’t it?
#emmerdale

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Where do I sign the ‘bring back Brookie’ petition? #hollyoaks

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Who’s that Geordie bloke? #Corrie

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Well, I didn’t like her when she was a paramedic either #emmerdale

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Paul’s trousers are a different white to his jacket #MAFSAU

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

I’m on final vows. I know Paul is a tool but Carina? She should have stayed with her rapper. #MAFSAU

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Pizza = classy dinner party?
In what universe? #TheApprentice

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Chickpeas 🤮 #TheApprentice

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Amber Rose would have that football kicked right in her mush #TheApprentice

[Emma @justemmathatsit]

Surely she’d have already planned what to call the pizza? #TheApprentice