Matt Folwell

My soul is an island, my car is a Ford

[Matt Folwell @justfolwell]

@MAZEhimself Incredible!

[Matt Folwell @justfolwell]

@MartinHsu Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!

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@h_kirk6 He is WONDERFUL! Very nice, very evil

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Matt Folwell @justfolwell]

@MAZEhimself @MartinHsu @SD_Comic_Con I can’t wait to add to my shelf!

[Matt Folwell @justfolwell]

@JordynneGrace Crossface chicken wing

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Matt Folwell @justfolwell]

@gurucollects My favorite card

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@MLB @Topps Great card!

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Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes @Topps card!

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@RasslinGrenade @ClassicHeenan This is incredible, I’ve never seen it. Thanks for sharing!

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I ordered the @Pirates Nike 2026 City Connect Air Force 1s minutes after they went on sale & received this NFL Funko Gold Legends set today instead. @Fanatics quality control is a joke

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@minakimes @Jeopardy This is incredible!

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@chloeevansj Louder for the people in the back

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@itzybitzyminnie That’s a god-tier field trip!

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@philiplord @chrizmillr It was incredible, I loved it

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@_JRobison The WORST

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@MAZEhimself Fantastic news- I hope it’s Bobby the Brain Heenan! And can’t wait to see all the others !

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@jagoffbrewer SO BADASS

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@ScottSteiner @b_roc0 @brocksteiner EMAW