JustForkIt

Bookworm. Loud Mouth. Lover of pajamas. Hater of pants.

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Dear @justforkit since you haven’t tweeted since 2012 can you delete your account so I can have my original screen name back? Kthanks

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@NoahKahan 🥹🥹

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@NoahKahan Noah do you know French? Or are you just gonna wing it?

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Lyrics from @NoahKahan ‘s Staying Still that I think deserve more conversation. Knowing love will eventually leave- due to time or circumstance- and still being determined to search for it regardless of the hurt. Such beauty and hope in two lines. #noahkahan #thegreatdivide

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@NoahKahan *nathan

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

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I missed the set list discourse this weekend but as an Arlington ticket holder, I would listen to @NoahKahan tell fart jokes all night and still walk away happy. #noahkahan

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@NoahKahan Personally thankful Willing and Able isn’t included so I approve the set list. Carry on, King.

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@NoahKahan Okay but what’s the book? Sharing is caring!

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@NoahKahan NOAH!

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@haidenhh I need the lyrics released NOW

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@NoahKahan We will need a heads up if Willing and Able will be played at shows this summer. I can’t be sobbing hysterically while dressed as a fucking lady bug, Noah.

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Willing and Able was a sucker punch, @NoahKahan

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Willing and Able, from the perspective of a sibling who had to go no contact with their only other sibling, is like a knife to the heart. @NoahKahan #thegreatdivide

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Willing and Able was a fucking sucker punch @NoahKahan

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@NoahKahan I’m ready to be devastated

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I just downloaded this ap again solely so I can see @NoahKahan ‘s tweets as we move into release weekend

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Ohhhh happy dayyy

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Donald Trump has officially been INDICTED by a Manhattan grand jury on criminal charges relating to his illegal hush-money payment to Stormy Daniels.

Trump is the FIRST president in U.S. history to be indicted. He’ll soon be booked, fingerprinted and have his mug shot taken when he’s processed by law enforcement.

Trump is an absolute DISGRACE to our country.

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I shouldn’t have to have a conversation with my child explaining that if they’re in lockdown and there are sirens or loud noises that he needs to remain quiet. Because they don’t do drills with sirens going off and he has sensory issues. #DoSomething #guncontrol

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@ErasTourResell Looking for 2 Houston tickets!

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