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@Cyht_ oh hell nah

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Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married.
The service wasn't too good, but the reception was great.

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Why couldn't a bike stand on its own? It was two tired.

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What does a house wear? A dress.

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What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to planet.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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@KilljoysHowell im so sorry if i did something to upset u but please please please please please unblock me
P.S. pls dont block me here :-(

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@KilljoysHowell Ik you will probably block me here but PLEASE PLEASE UNBLOCK ME IM SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS OR SOMETHING IDK PLEASE