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just a random mf tweeting 😑🙃

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[zaid @zaidd990]

He was in disbelief that he's found someone other than Katara attractive so he trying to make sure he ain't trippin because it can't be right!

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[PROFESSOR @SIGMAPROFESSOR]

Bro nuked the entire women’s community with just one tweet.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como é digitar seu e-mail e senha com o controle remoto

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[s44nti @s44nti]

“estás ocupado?”

yo: “no”

*videollamada entrante*

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[nima astria @1likeaverage]

if u dont like someone's natural scent u are biologically not supposed to be together and no amount of hygiene and cologne etc can fix that

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

hoy es el único día que puedes retuitear esto:

[Orm @orm0nde]

The most islamophobic shitposter on this website would struggle to come up with something like this

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo

[Annapurna Interactive @A_i]

The Lost Wild is coming to PS5 and PC in 2027.

True fear is primal.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Leclerc signing a new multi-year contract with Ferrari