Daddy Shark 🦈

Quod ambulat lectitantur...TBH I forgot what that means
....something bout living life to the fullest maybe?

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

Dont chase your dreams
Hustle until you reach your goal

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

Whoever picked Toy Story you are WRONG. I'm glad most of yall have class lol

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

What's the better movie?

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

Dont bother going on snapchat. It's just people freaking out about the weather like they do every year.

[jo @misspinkcouture]

omg i BDKDNSK SWEAR THIS IS HOW ALL THE THEATER KIDS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL ACTED

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

Am I the only one who intentionally waits to text someone back so you dont scare them off too quick??

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

Am I the only one who has a bag of sour gummi candies at all times?

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

@Aaron_Jongema33 Watkins has the better QB
No disrespect to Brissett

[Satan @s8n]

Hell has infinite Pizza. Heaven has Broccoli. Make your choice.

[abs @_abbywabby_]

Cheese curds
They go hard

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

@Nevaeh_Peikert Just smile 10× bigger until they awkwardly smile back

[Variety @Variety]

"Matrix 4" officially a go with Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss and Lana Wachowski (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/PtAZKfy0lu

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

The aliens we save will help us get the heck off this peace of space trash

[Bo Baker @bo_baker2]

almost half a million people have pledged to raid area 51... why can’t we put that same effort into cleaning our oceans???

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

@cx_emely That star bucks lady deserves a fat tip $$😁

[☽𝕞𝕚 𝕞𝕚𝕒 @monmiow]

I just want to be moving out of state next year

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

No one:
Stupid parents: *jumps into the slide pool* when I already told their 3 ft tall kid they cant go down the slide because they aren't tall enough and THEY CANT SWIM!

[Ruben @notreallyruben]

Who in the fuck can’t swim in 2019

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

@_abbywabby_ The crowd loved Beto

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

@_ag8three Ima test this theory at the pool tomorrow..

[Emily @em_renee654]

Nobody can say they gave me a fuckin thinggg

[Daddy Shark 🦈 @justice_trep]

@Nevaeh_Peikert Shits annoying af tbh