Justie Lim

fueled by black coffee and rage

[Justie Lim @justielim]

My hedgehog had a birthday party tonight and my dog crashed it.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

if you’re in bed stay in bed

[Justie Lim @justielim]

Mozzarella as Guy Fier-cheese #MyFieriCostume

[Flavortown @flavortown]

🔥 OFFICIAL GUY COSTUME CONTEST🔥 

You’re rollin’ out, we’re lookin’ for the best Guy Fieri Halloween costumes of 2023. Post yours using #MyFieriCostume and tag @flavortown, and you could grab 1/3 $250 gift cards.  

Guy’s sharing his favs all week long🤘 Winners announced 11/3

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

as a former PBS kid (derogatory), my core belief is that having fun ISN’T hard when you’ve got a library card

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

You know what? I’m fed up with QR codes. We used to be a country!

[Justie Lim @justielim]

@bailleebrown @SenMarkKelly @SecretaryHobbs @Adrian_Fontes 🥲🥲🥲

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

My crush on Steve Kornacki is the most confusing in all my years because he only comes to me in times of extreme anxiety and crisis.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

[Wolfgang Bremer @WolfgangBremer]

Junior Designer vs Senior Designer

[Tom Lin @tom_lin__]

coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing not great going back to my cage and now i’m in my cage

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

but that's my emotional support em dash

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

the collection is complete

[Reid @reeeeeeiiiiiid]

they wouldn't call it "the champagne of beers" if it was bad

[cam(ille chong)! 🐍 瑷薇 author or something @camiscribbles]

you can tell someone grew up reading because they know many words and they pronounce them all wrong

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Do I have an unhealthy dependence on my dog? Absolutely. But in my defense he is pretty freaking dependent on me too.

[Justie Lim @justielim]

Does your brain ever start yelling “DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS” at random, or are you emotionally stable

[sable @fruitdotcom]

hey (with the intention of doing laundry and taxes with you for the rest of our lives)