Oyster Jay

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

adulting is about experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to work

[cassia the weathergirl ⛈️ @mousepuppyy]

there are literally just 3 questions on the canadian census: are you married, transgender, or french

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Destroy all cruise ships

[🌙 @ninifems]

the humiliation ritual of having to be nice to a creepy man because you don’t want him to kill you

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

when i'm embarrassed about something that i did while drunk, but then i remember who raised me #rhony

[julia @juumelo_]

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

[vazzi @witchval91]

Ojalá Justin Bieber se de cuenta de que no estoy en Coachella y lo cancele

[miia @miiagarro]

"are you getting your period?" god forbid im just evil

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[Oyster Jay @justienef]

@p1ar23 ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

Putting on lip liner to walk 10,000 steps

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Oyster Jay @justienef]

@teeschmidt Muscle mami…. Jail

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I relate to Wuthering Heights because I too plan on returning to my hometown mysteriously rich, handsome and in a skin tight wet blouse to cause havoc on my ex in a large field