Justin Davis

Is this thing on?

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Same ol Dame

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DAME CALLED GAME 🤯😱 https://t.co/9nck6tNOAa

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@tgjohnston11 Petersen or Carroll?

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Is the weather app drunk or do I need to stock up for the month #❄️ it’s calling for 14” of snow in Portland on Saturday

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As long as you buy one beer from the cart girl you can bring your own beer on the course

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@bfrank95 Agreed, only kept two extra

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How many extra HDMI cables are enough and where do they all come from

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“Taylor Swift is the Roman Empire”

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@c_laboda You’re on private, they can’t see your tweets

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Mexican restaurants that charge for chips and salsa <<<

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@KramerLindell And never any closer than that

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Retiring from craps, stupid game

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@therealCVD4

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@therealCVD4 My soft office hands wouldn’t last

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Every repair man thinks the last guy did a terrible job

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Dishes are meant to soak in the sink before moving them to the dishwasher

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@c_laboda Atta boy! Glass half full, feed the pos dog

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@therealCVD4 Words are hard

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@bfrank95 Still werking

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Today, instead of saying I learned all this from an old teammate, I went with: “I sucked off Daniel” 🤦‍♂️

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@cthein24 Did you mix in some vodka? Red Bull tastes weird without vodka